Chapter 1: Failure is the Last Straw
Hey, all! It’s Wolf’s Rain! I finally have decided to type my fic and start a 
hobby as fanfic writer! XD I’d do it anyway! Anyway, thanks to Cel3stial 
Drag0n, I have finally worked up the courage to post this. Please feel free to 
review me at midgetIII@yahoo.com Thank you!
Disclaimer: Guess what? I don’t own Pokémon, though I do own my original 
character, Kei Shayla. Yup! Didn’t take me long to create her, you know.
Ages: I figure it’s like this: Ash, Misty: 13, Jessie, James: 18, Brock: 16, and 
Kei Shayla is 12, believe it or not. Okay, I’ve talked too much, let us begin 
with the fic! Enjoy!


Narrator: “Today we find our friends, Ash, Misty, and Brock on their 
way to a small, uncharted town outside of Mauville known as Kokoboro.(made 
that up) Ash struts proudly, singing our favourite tune. The theme song to 
our very first season! But where there’s Ash, there’s sure to be Team 
Rocket…”

Ash (marching): “Dum da dum! Da dum didi dum! Dum didi dum!”

Misty (covering her ears with her hands): *shut the heck up, Ash!*

Pikachu walked along with the rest of the group, his long, pointed ears 
flattened down in an unsuccessful attempt to drown out the sound.

Pikachu: Chaaaaa…. (faggot)

	Team Rocket were hiding in the bushes, as usual, and watching them 
through some binoculars.

Jessie: “Well, I see the twerps, but what is that awful noise?!?”

James: “Is it possibly my stomach?” he said while groaning.

Meowth: “Or maybe it’s mine.”

Jessie: “No, I’m almost certain it’s not! *whacks them both with her paper 
fan* It sounds like a Rattata  being strangled.” She looked around, but saw 
no dying Pokemon around.  When she zoomed in on Ash again, however, she 
got an unsuspected surprise. That hellish sound was him! Not only that, but 
when she had zoomed in, it intensifies the sound! *falls over* 

Jessie(angrily): “Let’s catch that damn Pikachu so we can escape the noise! 
What was our plan?!”

James: “We dug a pitfall. Like always, Jess.”
 
Jessie(still mad): “Why the hell another pitfall?! Haven’t you realized that it 
never works?”

James(feeling really small): “Um, Jess? It was your idea…” Anger welled up 
inside her. She groaned and whacked them so hard with her fan that it put a 
hole in it.

Meanwhile, we find Ash & Co. …

	Ash(now singing a song by Justin Timberlake): “I just wanna love ya 
baby! Oh, hey-ey-ey! Don’t nobody love ya like I do- WHOAAAA!!” Ash was 
cut off when they all fell in (you guessed it!) a pit fall. Brock fell on his head, 
like always(hmm.. maybe that explains a lot), but Misty had fallen on top of 
Ash. They looked into each other’s eyes, blushing furiously and panting hard.

Jessie: “Hahahahaha!”

James: “Look at the two lovers, Jess.” He pointed at the two of them.

Meowth: “Oh, please! Gedda room youse two! Some of us don’ wanna lose 
their appetites!” Ash and Misty quickly scrambled to get off one another.

Ash: “What do you want?”

James (frowning a little): Haven’t you figured it out by now?

Meowth: Give us ya Pikachu!

Ahs: Screw you! Kiss my a**, b****!” Misty was offended by his vulgar 
language.

Misty: “Ash, you can’t say that! We’re on the air! Do you want a bunch of 
angry parents?!”

Ash: “Oh right, sorry. Well, the point is, you can’t have Pikachu!” He stuck 
out his tongue and pulled one of his eyelids  down. Meowth, James, and 
Jessie pulled out giant bazookas.

James: “Now can we have Pikachu?” Ash glared at them and flicked them off.

Misty: “You can’t do that either! Now quit it!”

Ash: “Sorry, I can’t help it.” *hangs his head in shame*

Some dude working on another episode: “No, it’s okay. This episode will only 
be released on the internet. So basically, you can say or do anything you want 
to.”

Everyone: “Cool.”

Ash: “Now were where we? Oh yeah! You can’t have Pikachu! Even if you 
tortured me! Pikachu, THUNDER! The little, yellow mouse released a huge 
bolt of lightning, which shot Team Rocket blasting off again.

Jessie: “We didn’t even get to say our motto! That pisses me off!”

James: “Oh, I know Jessie, I know.”  He pulled her closer to him and 
whispered in her ear, “Tell me all about it.”

Jessie: Oh, James, there’s something I’ve always wanted to do, but 4Kids 
Animation wouldn’t let me.”

James (smiling): “What is it?”

Jessie: “This, you moron!” she yelled as punched him in his face.

Meowth: “Guess Team Rocket’s blasting of again…”

*Ding*

Ash: “That was pretty damn lame, even for Team Rocket.” Pikachu, Brock, 
and Misty agreed.

	The next day, Team Rocket had trapped the gang in an electric-proof 
net. Jessie and James laughed evilly.

Jessie: “To protect the world from devastation!”

James: “To unite all peoples within our nation!”
 
Jessie: “To denounce the-“

Ash: “Oh shut the hell up! Tailow, Peck attack!” He threw his pokeball and a 
blue and orange bird came out. It pecked a hole through the net with its 
sharp beak.

Ash: “Now, Tailow, use fury attack to send Team Loser on their way!:

Tailow: “Taiiiiiiilow!” it cried as it’s beak began to glow and then it charged 
with all its might into Team Rocket, which sent them blasting off again.

Team Rocket: *sighs* Guess we’re blasting off again…”

*ding!*

Misty: “They’re getting suckier by the minute.” She shook her head.

Pikachu: Chaaaa…(losers)

Brock: “But that Jessie sure does turn me on!”

The others glared at him.
	
	The next day, Team Rocket tried yet again to capture Pikachu, and 
failed.  And they tried and failed the day after, and the day after that, and 
the day after that, and even two more days after that!
	Jessie (angrily): “Why don’t we just give up on the freakin’ little 
bastard mouse! Screw the Pikachu, screw the twerps, and screw both of 
you!” she stomped her foot and crossed her arms. James got behind her, his 
jacket, boots, and gloves off with his black shirt untucked, and put his soft 
hands on her shoulders.

James: “Please open up to me, Jessie. I’m sorry for always messing things up 
for you.” He leaned his down, level with her neck. He wanted her badly. He 
slowly began kissing her neck. He was so into her, that he didn’t even notice 
the fact that she was getting very tense. She felt good, but yet, she didn’t 
want it and turned around and belted him in the face.

Jessie: “What the hell do you think you’re doing?!” James took her face in 
his hands and looked into her sapphire eyes.

James: “I want you Jessica, badly, and in the worst way.” He kissed her 
lightly on the lips. “That was just a sample of what I can do to you.” He said 
sweetly.

Jessie (looking shocked): I-I-I always thought you were, you know,  a homo! 
But that never stopped me from wanting you!” She began to cry.

James: “Really?”

Jessie: “No, you fag!” She ran off to go devise a new plan for catching “the 
twerps.”

James (in thought): She wants me, I know it!

Okay, all! That was the first chappy! If it was good, please let me know @ 
midgetIII@yahoo.com All comments and questions welcome! I’ll only write chapter 
two if you guys want me to! Thank you for taking the time to read this! ^__^
Much love,
Wolf’s Rain.