Chapter 2: Kei Makes Her Appearance Yesh, I finally decided to update. It's just that there weren't enough hours in the day for me to type, but I finally bought a box of disks I can save my work onto and work on my fic. Disclaimer: AGAIN, I do not own Pokemon, but it'd be freaking awesome if I did! ^_____^ Reviews go ONLY to midgetIII@yahoo.com, okay? Giovanni was fed up with Team Rocket's constant bumbling. He had had enough and decided to call an old colleague of his by the name of Ken Shayla. Ken picked up the phone and dialed his number. "Hello? Ken?" He asked. A man with a deep, malicious sounding voice answered him back. "Ah. Good to hear from a former top Rocket. I have called you to discuss an important matter. Would you, Mr. Shayla, be interesting in joining the team once more?" Giovanni asked. He listened to what the man had to say and then frowned slightly. "Why the hell not?" he asked. Again, the man on the other line spoke. "THAT'S NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR ME, DAMMIT!" he calmed down and asked, "Do you know anyone who would be interesting in joining?" He listened once again, but this time, a smile appeared on his stern face. "Your daughter, eh? I assume she has the same evil qualities you possess, yes?" he asked. "I would like a background check as soon as possible, Ken." Giovanni said. "Good, that will be excellent." Giovanni hung up the phone and laughed an evil laugh. This can't be good for Ash, Brock, and Misty... Transition------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- Meanwhile, we find the three sitting at a Pokemon center in Kokoburo, the city I made up. Ash was stuffing his face with a cheeseburger and Misty was watching him with a look of disgust on her face, as lettuce and condiments went flying everywhere, hitting numerous people. Brock, of course, was bothering Nurse Joy, and she was politely trying to get him to leave, or at least sit down with his comrades. But unfortunately for her, it was no success. Pikachu was mad at Ash for not giving him and packets of ketchup, and it looked he was planning something evil in the corner. "That was some good s***!" Ash said while grinning, hamburger stuff all over his teeth. Misty wanted to puke. "Have you ever played 'Doctor', Nurse Joy?" Brock asked. Joy had a slightly nervous look on her face, with a hint of disgust. "No," she replied, giving him a warning glare. "Would you like to play now? It's really fun, but we can't do it in front of the kiddies," he said, putting his arm around her waist. Joy was frightened out of her mind, now. "NO!" She screamed and slapped Brock very hard, repeatedly. When it was over, Brock lay unconscious on the ground, his face filled with slap-marks. Nurse Joy was huffing really hard, her anger slowly disappearing. Ash and Misty sat in awe, and even Pikachu stopped scheming to look at Nurse Joy, who has never once shown any signs of being able to be angry. "Hee-hee," she laughed. "Sorry, I have a thing against perverts," and she went back to her duties as nurse. Misty looked at Brock's mangled body. "Do you think we should do something about him?" she asked in concern. "No," Ash replied. "It's best if he sleeps for a while. I don't think Nurse Joy really wants to see him right now. Or ever, for that matter." Misty agreed. Transition------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- Giovanni had just received the background check on Kei Shayla, Ken's daughter. He looked it over and grinned. The only thing on those sheets that concerned him was her age, but she wasn't much younger than the Twerps, anyway. The file read: Age: 12 Birthday: October 31, 1991 Blood type: O negative Weight: 100 pounds Height: 5'8" Personality: Dark and malicious. She'll get by with any means necessary to get the job done. That means ANYTHING, whether it be selling her body, blackmailing, torturing, or killing, she'll do it. Specialty: Fire Pokemon Trainer Origin: She was born in Kyoto, Japan. She is the daughter of Kyoko and Ken Shayla, but her mother passed away when she was three. Members of an organization that was bent on destroying Team Rocket, who opened fire on their house, killed Kyoko. They were actually trying to get to Ken, for being so good at his job. He quit Team Rocket after that, but not before getting his revenge. Team Justice (the group that killed Mrs. Shayla) is no more. He vowed to train his daughter to be just like him, in case she was needed at Headquarters. Ken was the top member at Team Rocket before his leave. Below all the information on Kei, there was a current photograph of her. She had short, red hair, and poofy bangs, which were dyed yellow. Her breasts were a C cup, and she wore a skintight top that looked more like a bikini top than anything. It was black with a flame design on it. She wore a very short skirt that was the same way as her top. She also had skintight boots that went up to her thighs, in the same design as the rest of her apparel. She had a red R tattooed on her left upper-thigh. Her eyes were yellow with a hint of red, and she wore Red earrings in the shape of an R. "She is definitely Team Rocket material." Giovanni said excitedly and laughed an evil laugh. "Good thing she'll be here in an hour. Now those idiots won't mess up anymore. Hopefully, that is, or it will be Ken's head." He told his secretary to summon forth Jessie, James, and Meowth, also known as "Those Idiots", as he had to tell them they were getting a new partner. A loud voice sounded throughout all of Team Rocket Headquarters that said, "Jessie, James, and Meowth, report to the Boss's room! I repeat, Jessie, James, and Meowth, report to the Boss's office, NOW!" Giovanni waited a few minutes, expecting them to come bursting in through the door, fall on top of one another, and then say in their stupid voices, "Team Rocket reporting for duty, sir!" as they always did. Not this time. He waited ten more minutes, and was becoming angered. He saw one of his Executives and ordered him to find The Idiots. He took of at once, storming the halls and telling other Executives and Grunts to be on the lookout, or it would be their heads. Thirty minutes later, the same Executive came back, but the three weren't with him. "Where are they, Kenichi?" he yelled. "They aren't anywhere in the building, sir. Nor are they in the lawn outside, front or back," Kenichi Morisato reported, saluting his commander. "I suggest you find them! The legendary Ken Shayla's daughter will be here any minute now! Do you think I want her to think we run an unorganized operation?!" He yelled and slammed his fist on the desk. "N-no, sir!" he replied, shaking terribly. He knew that once you get the Boss mad, you had better satisfy his every whim, or that's it for you. "THEN GET CRACKING!" Giovanni barked. Just then, someone had walked in the door. A woman, it seemed. "Where's Giovanni?" she asked, though the voice she had was not that of a woman, but rather, a teen. Kenichi looked at her and blushed, feeling a nosebleed coming on, for that was Ken's daughter, Kei, and she was wearing practically almost nothing. Giovanni cracked. "A-ah, welcome, Ms. Shayla, a pleasure to meet you," he held out his hand for her to shake. She took his hand and shook it once. "What seems to be the problem, Boss-man?" she asked, raring for adventure. "Yes, well it seems we can't find your partners. They seem to have taken off somewhere. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience, we will find them im-" He was cut off by Kei. "No need, I'm on it, sir." She saluted him and took off running. "Taking the initiative, I see. Good. That's more than I can say for YOU morons." Giovanni straightened his jacket and sat down in his chair, stroking his beloved Persian. Transition------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------- Jessie, James, and Meowth were hiding out in a forest near Kokoburo. They were, of course, scheming ways to at last capture Pikachu. James, on the other hand, had something else on his mind. He was still thinking about Jessie, and how, er, beautiful she was. "Hey. I just thought a sumtin. Weren't we supposed report to da Boss dis mornin'?" Meowth suddenly chimed in. "Come to think of it, Jess, we didn't," James realized. "So?" she asked, annoyed. "He's gonna have our heads, you know dat!" Meowth yelled, extremely worried. "I don't wanna lose my job!" James howled. Jessie showed signs of anger and whacked them both with her paper fan. "If he was so concerned about us, don't you think he would have called by now?! God, get off my case!" She yelled. Meowth coughed something that sounded very much like "PMS!" I guess she's right, James thought to himself. Ash, Misty, and Pikachu came out of the Pokemon Center and were now walking Team Rocket's way, dragging Brock by the shirt collar. "Okay! What's our plan?" Jessie said, excitedly. "Uh, we don't have one yet..." James said. "WHY THE F*** NOT?!?" Jessie yelled. She was too tired for this, and was about to suggest a plan, when... "There you three bums are! It only took me ten minutes to find you, but let me say this: you obviously don't have manners. I mean, for you to not show up at HQ this morning for an urgent message, you must be on drugs!" a voice that belonged to no other than Kei Shayla yelled. "And just who the hell are you?" demanded Jessie. Kei formed a military position and said, "Kei Shayla of Team Rocket. I am your new and permanent member and partner, provided I do everything I was trained to." "Did you say Shayla?" James asked. Kei nodded. "That means you're da daughter of da legendary Ken Shayla? Fourmer top Team Rocket agent?" Meowth also said. Again, Kei nodded. "So what?! We have a job to do!" Jessie yelled. "Catch Ash Ketchum's Pikachu, right?" Kei chimed knowingly. They all looked at her in awe. "Oh, don't look so shocked! The Boss-man still keeps in touch with my dad, so I know all about the missions you guys are on. It's kinda pathetic when you're stuck on the same mission for YEARS," she rolled her eyes at the last part. "Now, let me handle this, while you sit back and watch." Kei crouched down behind the bushes, and waited for them to come just close enough. She pulled a sniper rifle out of her bag and aimed it perfectly. According to her records, she has excellent marksmanship. She sat perfectly still, for even the tiniest bit of movement might startle the wandering travelers. She could she Ash's head just above the bushes. She locked on target, and pulled the trigger, which resulted in a loud BANG! Followed by, "WHAT THE F***!" from Misty, and a "S***! MY ARM!" from Ash. "Fudge," Kei exclaimed disappointedly. "I was going for the head. Oh well! At least he's wounded!" She happily came out from the bushes and said, "Hand over the Pikachu!" "Who do you think you are?" Misty inquired. "Kei Shayla of Team Rocket. I am the newest and permanent member of Division Seven: Jessie, James and Meowth. I am on a mission and I don't like to waist time with half-wits such as yourselves, so hand it over, please and thank you," she replied, a little bit annoyed with having to say her name over and over again. "No!" Misty snapped. "Then I shall say my motto, and then take it from you by FORCE! Here goes! Let me complete my mission or I'll kick you're a**. That's right, fool, you'll be eating grass. I'll screw you if I have to, to get what I need, And I hate wimps who beg and plead. Kei Shayla, reporting for duty, Surrender now, or I'll kick your booty!" She recited, making an "F*** You" sign. "That was disturbing! And you still can't have Pikachu!" Misty replied. "Daisuke, go!" Kei threw a Pokeball, and a Typhlosion came out. "Flamethrower, Daisuke!" He took in a deep breath and released a huge burst of flames. Misty took cover, and said all of her prayers, thinking she was going to die. A jet of water from Brock's Lotad blocked the flames. "What?!" Kei gasped. "It seems I have competition. Good," she grinned... TO BE CONTINUED... Well, it seems we've gotten through ANOTHER chapter. I hope it was long enough. All flames and comments and suggestions can be Private Messaged to Me or Emailed to me. If you want to review by Email, the address is midgetIII@yahoo.com. See ya soon!