Disclaimer-I am not the legal owner or creator of pokemon. Game Freaks inc. and Nintendo own Pokemon. Anything else that is different would be of my property and should ask my approval before using them Pokemon Versus Zoids By Xen The Pokemon cast stood in a large desert. "Hey, you're back to normal!" Ash said. "What are you talking about?" Jessie said. "You were duel monster cards! I used you all in the duel against Yugi." "You think we know if we got-" Misty was cut off by the roar and rumble of the giant car-shaped vehicle that appeared. The giant red car stopped next to the Pokemon crew. A speaker could be heard. "Well, what are you eight waiting for? Get in." The voice was Hitchhiker's. A door came down. "Where does he get this stuff?" Brock said. "Well, this is my car. I just had it customized a bit. Now come and I'll introduce you to the Zoids you'll be using." Hitchhiker led the crew down a corridor. At the end of the corridor was a hanger where six Zoid like machine lay. Hitchhiker pointed at the first, a Kangaskhan-like Zoid. "This is Thunderkhan, a heavy artillery Zoid with high defense abilities. Jessie, this will be your Zoid." Hitchhiker threw her a small box. "That's your Zoid gear and ID." Hitchhiker moved to the next one, which resembled an Aerodactyl. "The Aerosoar. High flight and maneuver abilities. James, this is yours." Hitchhiker pointed at the next Zoid. It looked like a Scyther with small guns mounted on its body. "S.Scyther. Close range combat and speed Zoid. Misty, this is your Zoid." "I'm not going to pilot a bug!" "It's not a real bug. Just a machine. It's not going to do anything unless you pilot it to. You will pilot it or face things that will make you beg for this." "You better do it Misty. You don't want to know what he was going to do to Yugi when he didn't want to play along," Ash said. "Fine. I'll pilot it." Misty took the Zoid gear from Hitchhiker. "Good. Let's continue." They walked to the last Zoid. It resembled a giant dog. "This is the D Zero. You will pilot this one Ash." "D Zero?" "Hey, not all the names I can think up are golden." Hitchhiker threw Ash the Zoid gear. "Besides, it's a dog to counter the Liger Zero." "Is that why there aren't many weapons on it?" Ash asked. "Yes. The D Zero has multiple armors. But you'll see those when the battle begins." "Hey, how come I don't have a Zoid?" Brock asked. "Well, it wouldn't be fair to have a five on four battle. Besides, I need someone to man the catapult." "And me?" "You, Meowth, get to do side commentary with me." "Well, I am good at that." "Pilots, get to your Zoids. Brock, Meowth, come with me. Prepare for battle!" ================================= The hover cargo rolled onto the battlefield. Doc Tauros opened a channel to the Hiker cargo. "So you're this Hitchhiker, I take it?" "Correct. I'm glad you came." "Well, you did offer five times the prize money if we won." "Yes. Now if we may proceed." "Right. Blitz team, prepare for launch." "Brock, ready the troops." "This is Brad. Shadow Fox ready." "Jessie here. Ready to launch." "Raynos ready to launch." "James and Aerosoar ready to launch." "Gunsniper ready." "I don't wanna do this!" "Just launch Misty. Or it's the squids for you," Hitchhiker said. "Fine. S.Scyther to launch." "Zero Jaeger ready for launch." "D Zero ready." All Zoids launched landed on the field. "What kind of Zoids are those?" Leena asked. "Allow me to introduce them. Cast of Zoids, meet the cast of Pokemon. Say hi gang." "Hello!" "What?" "Hey little brother. How's mom doing?" Bit said. "She's doing fine," Ash said. Everyone held a confused look at the sudden revelation. "You have a brother?" Hitchhiker said. "I thought you where an only child?" Misty asked. "Mom and Bit never got along really well." "Yeah, I packed up and left ages ago. I wandered around till I came to this show." "You know I do see a resemblance," Brock said. "And they do act the same," Brad added. "Well, enough fanfic possibilities. Meowth, launch the judge!" "Judge away." A capsule fired from the Hiker cargo. It landed and slowly opened. A judge unit, in blue and wearing the Hitchhiker's black fedora, stood. "The area within a twenty mile radius is now a crossover battle ground. Battle code zero nine eight two. Ready...Fight!" The battle started. The Raynos and Aerosoar rose high into the air. S.Scyther ran towards the Shadow Fox who began evasive maneuvers. Thunderkhan and Gunsniper started shooting at each other but neither Zoid hitting the other. The Jaeger and D Zero didn't move and just stared at each other. "Oh great. They're trying to read each to other's moves. This could take forever," Hitchhiker said. Just then, the Aerosoar swooped down with the Raynos following it. "What's with this kid?" James said, panicking. "No one gets away from the Wild Eagle." Jamie shot the Aerosoar, which went into a nosedive. "James ejects!" Brock yelled. "I think he's out cold," Meowth commented. "That's not good. Quick, Jessie, wake James up," Hitchhiker said. "James. Get up NOW!" The Aerosoar roared and pulled out of the nosedive. "Like the great phoenix that rises from the flames, I, Moltres James rise too." Hitchhiker switched to James cockpit to find James in his Moltres outfit. "How in the world did he get in that thing?" Hitchhiker said confused. "It's like a dog fight of the alter egos," Brock said. "More like a bird fight," Meowth said. "Someone help!" Misty said. The S.Scyther was trying to avoid getting shot by the Shadow Fox. "I'm coming Misty!" The D Zero turned and ran towards the S.Scyther. "Oh no you don't." The Jaeger caught up to the D Zero and rammed it out of the way. "Sorry Bro, but this is a battle." "Then we battle." D Zero smacked its paw against the Jaeger knocking it back a bit. "Misty, you're on your own. Try using the jump boosters," Hitchhiker said. "Jump booster? Oh, this must be it." Misty pushed a button and the S.Scyther leaped into the air. "The leg boosters allow the S.Scyther to leap high into the air. Then the wings automatically flutter to allow the pilot some control on where it lands. I say it's pretty creative of myself." "You sure like to boost your ego," Meowth said. "And why not? I am a creative genius." The S.Scyther glided down, ready to pounce on the Shadow Fox. "Your gun may move, but I doubt it can point straight up!" S.Scyther dug its blades into the rail gun, damaging it. "Now to make fox cold cuts." "Sorry but I'll think we'll hold that off for now." A smoke screen cleared and the S.Scyther was alone. Meanwhile, the Gunsniper and Thunderkhan had been firing so long that both had run out of ammo. "My pokegod! Both are such lousy shots that they drained their ammo and neither has been damaged!" Hitchhiker said. "Gee, for trigger happy gals, they sure ain't good shots," Meowth said. "I can hear you," Jessie said. "Are you sure that you wasted all your ammo? Did you use the mini khan?" "Mini khan? Where's that?" "Small lever next to your chair." "Ah, here it is. Here's mud in your eyes." Jessie pulled the lever, which made a little Thunderkhan pop out of the pouch. "What the?" Leena said. "Get out of there now!" The Doc's words rung too late as the mini khan fired and knocked down the Gunsniper. "Ha! I got the first one." Jessie said. "And you'll be the second to go. Strike laser claw!" The Jaeger tore into the Thunderkhan, shutting it down. "Ash, get back here," Hitchhiker said. "Why?" "You need to switch armor." "Ah ok." The D Zero went back to the Hiker cargo. "Now you'll know why I made the D Zero look like a dog. Brock, activate the Suicune armor." "D Zero locked on the armor deck. Now changing." "I see. So the D Zero armors are names after the legendary dogs," Meowth said. "Yes." Hitchhiker pushed a button, which switched to Ash's cockpit. "The Suicune armor is the fastest of the armors. Plus it carries a special ice beam that freezes opponents into place." "Cool." "However, the ice beam is the only long range weapon on the armor. You'll have to go in close to finish the job." "Ok." "Suicune assembly compete. Now launching Suicune Zero." The Suicune Zero was raised to the launch platform. "Go Suicune!" Suicune Zero was fired and landed. While Suicune Zero looked for the Jaeger, Aerosoar had problems of its own. Moltres James was flying very low to the ground with the Raynos behind it. "Sorry Moltres, but I've had enough fun." "Agreed." Aerosoar dropped down and slowed. "What?" In front, the Shadow Fox released its net, which caught the Raynos. Aerosoar fired at Raynos, which knocked it out. "Sorry Jamie. I didn't think he saw me," Brad said. "No one can beat the Moltres!" James chirped. "We'll see about that. Strike laser claw!" The Jaeger jumped and slashed along the back of the Aerosoar. Aerosoar rang the buzz of an offline Zoid. "Now for you!" Ash fired the ice cannon, which struck the Jaeger's ion boosters. Suicune Zero the rammed into the Jaeger causing it to kneel. "What's wrong Liger?" Bit turned his head to one of the monitors. "He froze the boosters! Doc, the boosters are offline." "Then come back to the hover cargo. No point of using the armor if you can't." "Roger. On my way." "That's if I let you." Suicune Zero fired again but missed. The Shadow Fox leaped at the Suicune Zero. "You go Bit. I'll hold him off." "Right." The fox and dog Zoids stared. Suddenly the S.Scyther jumped down between them. "Ash, you go and get him. I'll take care of him." "Thanks Misty." Suicune Zero ran to follow the Jaeger. "Forget the Jaeger, Ash. Come back to the Hiker cargo." "Why?" "Because I know what they're planning. And the Suicune armor isn't the best choice for what's coming." "Ok, I'm coming in." Ash hit the boosters and arrived at the Hiker cargo that time the Jaeger reached the hover cargo. "Zero Jaeger secure on the maintenance deck." "Suicune Zero locked to the armor deck." Simultaneously, both Zoids armors were changed. The D zero's armor was changed into a yellow armor with lighting shaped blades. "This is the Raikou armor. It's the melee weapons armor. The seven lighting blades are the weapons. The lighting surge is the armor's special ability." "Roger," Ash said. "Zero Schneider CAS complete." "Raikou system complete." "Prepare to launch." "Go Schneider!" "Go Raikou!" Both Zoids landed. The Schneider and the Raikou quickly used their boosters to rush back to the Shadow Fox and S.Scyther. Meanwhile the S.Scyther had closed in on the Shadow Fox. "I got you now." "I don't think so. Strike laser claw!" "Bluster slash!" The S.Scyther tried to jump away, but the fox and tiger jumped, sandwiching the S.Scyther. The S.Scyther's arms broke from the attack. "Lighting surge!" The Raikou Zero blazed along the ground. It collided with the Shadow Fox and shut it down. "Looks like this leaves just you and me little brother," Bit said. "Just the way I want it." The two faced each other. Both Zoids set their blades into position. "Lighting surge!" "Seven swords attack!" Both Zoids ran into each other with neither giving in. Eventually the blades cracked and broke off. "Impressive. Both the Schneider and Raikou armor cancelled each other out," Doc Tauros said. "Get back here Ash. Your still got one armor to use." "Roger." "Heading back for the Panzer doc." The two Zoids entered their bases. As the Liger became Panzer, D Zero donned a red armor. "This is the Entei armor. Highest defense and the best long-range weapon of the armors. However, this thing is slower than my teachers on a Monday." "But won't this armor just overheat like the Panzer's?" Meowth asked. "That's why it's Entei. The outer armor channels all the heat out of the body. It's a good things this a desert or it would start a fire." "Am I going to be safe?" "Sure Ash. Just don't leave the armor at any point while wearing it." "Why does that not sound so good?" "Well, it's not like I can make a perfect Zoid. And it's not like anyone is just going to go running up to it." Meanwhile, the hover cargo's side was lowered. The Panzer was dropped down. The Entei Zero was also placed onto the battlefield. "Gee, I really didn't think you would copy so much Bro," Bit said. "It looks like I copy. But Bit will see that when I create something it comes with surprises," Hitchhiker said. Both Bit and Ash took aim. "Hybrid cannon!" The Panzer and Entei fired their energy shots. The shots hit each other and cancelled themselves out. "Amazing. Both Bit and Ash have the same level of skill. But how did a young boy manage to master piloting so fast?" "I would like to say that I gave him that, but it's really just one of the laws of amine in action." "My shots aren't going to cut it. Guess it's time for the big gun." Missile pods opened on the Panzer. All the targeting systems focused on the Entei Zero. "Uh oh." "Burning big bang!" All at once, the missiles fired and headed towards Entei Zero. "Quickly Ash, the shield!" A strange fiery aura emitted from the Entei Zero. The aura grew large and made the surrounding area seem wavy. The missiles hit the aura and detonated. Entei Zero remained unharmed. "Behold the inferno shield. Using the heat the armor creates, it releases a heat wave. It's the perfect way to counter the burning big bang." "Damn it. And I don't have any more missiles. Guess I have to use the cannons." "I have to shoot him down. But it's getting hot in here." Shot after shot, both Zoids kept firing. Neither Zoid appeared to be taking damage. "The cockpit temperature is over a hundred! Ash is going to burn in that thing!" Brock said. "I assume that Bit would be suffering the same. I guess that this will go to the pilot that survives longer." The Zoids continued firing. "I hear you Liger. We got to ditch the armor." Slowly the pieces of Panzer armor ejected. "Now's my chance. Fire!" The Entei Zero fired a shot. The Liger quickly tried to dodge it but it came in too fast. The unarmored Liger fell. Shortly the D Zero ejected its armor and fell to the ground too. "Match over. The Pokemon team wins." =================== "You ok Ash?" Brock said. By now, everyone had left their Zoids and gathered into a group. "I'm fine. But I think I know what it's like to be a pot roast." "You fight well little brother." "Thanks. You too." "Isn't it lovely to see brothers get along?" Hitchhiker said. Hitchhiker took out a pokeball and threw it on the ground. It grew into another portal. "Ok guys. You get to go home now. Say your goodbyes." The Pokemon and Zoid cast said their goodbyes. "Tell mom, I'll be home for Christmas." "I will. I just hope our show makes another Christmas for you to come too." The Pokemon cast stepped into the portal, which closed shortly. "Say, why are you still here?" Leena asked. "I can't leave my poke-zoids here. It's going to take a while to pack everything up." "Gee, you wouldn't mind letting me help myself to a few parts." "Oh heck no. If I find one screw missing from my Zoids, I'll turn you and Liger into spare parts." "Ok ok." The Zoids crew left, leaving the author by himself. "I would like to thank everyone for putting up my little works. I would of put in Moncolloe Knights but they are too weird for a crossover. But now I have run out creative juice so this fic will end. Stage out!" The end! Got any questions, comments, flames email me at XPapazoglo@aol.com