The Great Pokemon Crossover !





This Story takes place in a small town called Pallet. A group of 3 people in Pallet 
all are friends and all have crazy jobs and dreams to do!
Ash is a pokemon trainer and wants to be the master pokemon trainer too. Misty is 
known around pallet as their greatest defender, Sailor Misty! Her dream is to rid 
the world of queen Jessie and her evil planet of people! Brock is the martial art 
champion of the world. part sayin part human with a whopping power level of 
25,000,000,000! So there is all that's been going on. Now we find or friends sitting 
in Ash's living room, telling some of their greastest adventures they have had! 
Sooooo....... Once apoun a time........
************ASH'S HOUSE*********************


Ash: Well how have ya' all been?
Misty: I've been righting wrongs and triumphing over evil, cause I am.....
SAILOR MISTY Defender of truth and love!
Brock: Misty, shut the Fuc* up with that damn love and righting wrongs crap!
Misty: Oh so you want a peice of me!
Brock: Bring it on!
Ash: SHUT UP. Both of you shut your goddamn pie holes and let me start my
story!
Misty: Fine! Brock after this story, you and me!
Brock: Okay, I'll kick your ass later!
Ash sighs and begins to tell his story.
Ash: Well, before I was so rudly interupted.
Misty and Brock mumble under their breath.
Ash: I was walking through the Viridian forest when all the sudden... All the DBZ
charecters come down and start talking to me!
************VIRIDIAN FOREST************

 
Goku: Hey Ash!
Trunks: Yeah, we've watched your show before so we thought we would come down for a visit!
Ash is speechless and is pale in the face.
Vegeta: Damn Ash! Your on good pokemon trainer! Why, I have a pokemon of my own!
Vegeta pulls out a pokeball and throws it to the ground.
Vegeta: Come out pokemon!
All the sudden, Nappa comes out.
Tien: Vegeta, I don't think thats a pokemon!
Vegeta: What do you mean. Vegeta's getting ready to fire a gallic gun attack.
Tien: Well, it's Nappa and he's a human. Wait, no he's not!
Vegeta: Well it doesn't matter. He's my pokemon and I can do what ever I want with him! Is'nt that 
right Nappa?!
Tien crouches down
Nappa: HELP!!! You don't want to know what he does to me!
Tien Stands back up and stares oddly at Vegeta.
Goku: Aren't you gonna say something Ash?
Ash is still to amazed to talk. Ash finally find the words to say.
Ash: I can sum up all the things I want to say to you in one word!
All the DBZ charecters: WHAT!!!!!:)
Ash: WWWAAAZZZ'ZZZUUUPPP!!!
All the DBz charecters are stunned and look very pist!
Piccilo: Dude, that is fu*king stupid!
Ash is scares and wet his pants!
Yamcha: LETS GET HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ash: And so I was on the run from all the DBZ characters !
Brock: What happened?
Ash: Well duh you should know! They caught me! Kickthe crap out of me took my money
and left me hanging by my underwear up on top of the highest tree there and left me a broken
arm, leg, dislocated shoulder, and bruises all over me!
Brock: Man, you're a damn sissy you know that Ash! I would of kick their ass!
Ash: Easy for you to say! You have a big ass power level! And besides you would 
of pist your pants if like, 50 strong pist guys were after you too!
Misty: Oh, it's okay Ash.
Brock: Yeah Ashy, you pist your pants and ran like a girl but that's okay!
Ash reached across the table and was going to strangle brock, when just then
he remembered that he will kick your ass if you touch him. Ash sat back . His
body was filled with murderes rage!
Ash: So Misty, what's your story to tell?
Misty: Well, as you know I am a crime fighter! So this one time I had to fight
Queen Jessie but with the help of all the other sailor scouts. I wouldn't say that
Tuxsedo Ass was much help cause he was killed once he took one little step toward
Jessie. He is sooooooo weak. But any way I was there with all the other scouts.
**************PLANET ROCKET*************************


Misty: Well, lets get her girls!
All the scouts: Lets do it!
They all ran towards Jessie and attacked.
Sailor Moon: Moon gorgeous Meditation!
Sailor Mecury: Shine Aqua Illusion!
Sailor Mars: Mars Fire Arrow!
Sailor Jupitor: Oak Revolution!
Sailor Venus: Venus Lovely Kiss!
Sailor Chibi Moon: Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Sailor Uranus: Uranus World Shaking!
Sailor Neptune: Neptune Deep Submerge!
Sailor Pluto: Pluto Deadly Scream!
Sailor Saturn: Walls Shaking!

They all fought their hardest! But no powers seem to work.
Jessie: HAHAHAHA! You guys suck ass! Now I'll show you what real power is!
Jessie shot a big blast and hurt everone except Misty.
Jessie: Oh ho! One still standing! Huh? Who the hell is that?
Misty: I am Sailor Misty! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that means you, Jessie!
Jessie: Will see about that!
Misty: Ha! I'd like to see you try to kick my butt. Not even your evil minions Dumb and Idiot
can stop me!
Jessie: Oh yeah?! Dumb and Idiot, ATTACK.
Dumb,Idiot , and Misty went to battle! Dumb went first. He threw a Mc Donalds straw at Misty!
The straw hit Misty in the eye!
Misty: What the hell was that? What the hell is that peice of crap gonna do, kill me? I must
get this over with then if you suck so much.
Misty: POKE TIARA MAGIC!
In seconds.... Dumb was down and knocked out cold!
Jessie: Dammmit Dumb! Idiot go!
Idiot ran at Misty and Misty put out her foot and steped away. Idiot triped and landed on
the floor. Idiot got glass eyes.
Idiot: WAHWAHWAH!!! MOMMY!! I have a boo boo!
Jessie got annyoed and killed Idiot!
Jessie: Than it's just you and me you Fart pipe little runt!
Misty: WWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT did you just call me you battle ax??!!
Jessie: Screw you, runt! Know prepare to die!
Jessie shot a big black fireball at Misty. 
Misty: POKEMON POWER.....UUUMMMM............. POKEMON POWER???????
Jessie: You can't even remember your own power. GOD you suck!
Misty, right before being blown up found a toaster and threw it at Jessie. The Toaster hit Jessie's 
head
and knocked her out too!
Misty: Ha! Who sucks now, Jessie?!
Misty: Now I must destroy you for all the wicked stuff you have done!
Jessie: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Misty: POKEMON POWER SPLASH!
Misty's mighty fireball killed Jessie!
All the Sailor Scouts wake up to find Jessie Destroyed.
Misty: Come'on Sailors! Let's get out of here before this planet explodes!
All the Scouts: Right!
So Misty and all the other Sailor Scouts were on a ship that they high jacked from Jessie's garage 
and escaped!

**********************BACK ON EARTH***************************

The Press: So Sailor Moon. How did you defeat Jessie?
Sailor Moon and all the scouts took all the creadit!
Sailor Moon: Well. First off. Sailor Misty ran like a little girl away and hid under my legs!
Press: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As you could guess I was pretty ticked off!
Misty: Yeah right! Sailor Moon! You guys got knocked out and I defeated her!
Sailor Pluto: See! She's lost her mind!
Everyone Except Misty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Misty: I'll show you, you little mini-skirt ho's!
Sailor Scouts: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!!!!
Misty: POKEMON POWER......... Ah, fu*k it!
Misty then took out a Bazooka and pointed it at the Scouts!
Sailor Neptune: You wouldn't dare!
Misty: In a pig's eye I would! 
Misty shot the bazooka at the scouts! A big bang killed the scouts and a peice of Sailor Moon's
Skirt landed on her shoe.
Misty: ANYONE ELSE! HOW ABOUT YOU THE PRESS!?
Press: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SHE'S PSYCHO! LET'S GET THE HELL OUT
OF HERE!
The Press took of down the street.


Ash: Wow! So they took all the credit and didn't leave you any?!
Misty: Yep! Well, I'm the last of the Sailor scouts now! ^_^
Brock: That story really sucked! Just like you! Hey wait. There's a connection!
Misty: You bastard! I'll kill you!
Brock: I'd like to see you try!
Ash: Stop both of you! Now Brock... Tell your story!
Brock Ok. Well here it gos!



Brock: This has Misty, and Ash in it! Remember guys on planet Namek?
Misty: YES! I love that place!
Ash: I remember!
Brock Well this is the story!




**************PLANET NAMEK********************

Brock was with Vegeta, Tien, Goku, Trunks, Gohan, Goten, Yamcha, Piccilo, and Brolly!
Brolly: This place stinks Brock! I wanna go hhhoooommmmeeee!!!!!!
Vegeta: Oh shut up you whiny little baby and act like a man!
Goku: Hey Vegeta! Act nice to Brolly! ( Whispers) Remember! He's SPECIAL!
Vegeta: Oh yeah right! Ummmmmm........... I'm sorry Brolly.
Brolly: Yay! Vegetable is happy with me!
Ash: Well come'on you guys we need to go fight Freiza!
Sailor Misty: Yeah! That's right!
Brock: Then let's move out!
A voice: NOT SO FAST!
Everyone: Who said that?!
The figure appeared in front of them. It was Freiza!
Freiza: Why don't we battle here?!
Goku: Let's do it! FIGHT!
All the sayins went super sayin 2 and went after Freiza!
Goku: KAMAHAMA HA!
Vegeta: GALLIC GUN!
Brock: POKEMON DISKUS!
Ash: Pikachu Electric Shock!
Misty: POKEMON POWER SPLASH!
Piccilo: SPEICAL BEAM CANNON FIRE!
Trunks: KAMAHAMA HA!
Goten: KAMAHAMA HA!
 Everyone was fighting their ass's off!
They all stoped. Freiza'a corps was laying on the ground!
Brolly Saw this and began to say...
Brolly:  YOU KILL FRIEND AND NOW YOU PAY!!!!!
Brolly fires a mighty fireball and it hits everyone!
Tien: Wow! He's reall pist! Let's get him like we did Freiza!
Everyone: YEAH!
They all tried to fight him but he did a big bang attack and the flashing lightmade it hard to fight 
him because Vegeta died,
Trunks is nowere to be found, Gohans knocked out, Tien and piccilo got blown into the water and 
aren't surfacing, and 
everyone but Ash is to tired to fight!
Ash: Well it's all up to me and Pikachu!
Ash: Pikachu, Thunder Shock!
Brock: Than everything went white!
Misty: What happened?
Brock: Well you guys should now, I mean you were there too!
Brock: Well, we had to escape because Ash died trying to kill Brolly And so I rescued everyone 
and took us to the psace ship we arrived in!
We left Brolly there cause we couldn't destroy him! We got to Kami's look out place and I wished 
to the Dragon Ball's to
cure everyone and bring Ash and Vegeta back to life!
Misty: Damn Ash! You Suck ass!
Ash: No I don't!
Brock: Yeah you do! You die everytime we go on an adventure and me
and Misty and Pikachu always have to protect your ass!
Ash changes the subject: Hey weren't you guys suppose to fight?!
Brock: Yeah well..... Me and Misty have decided to kick your ass first!
Misty: YEAH!
Misty and Brock: LET'S GET ASH! HE'S A SISSY!
Ash: Gulp!
Brock and Misty chased Ash down the city's streets and finally they caught him and kicked his
ass good!
Misty and Brock: SO NEXT TIME DON'T ACT LIKE A FU*KING SISSY OUR
WILL HAVE TO KICK YOUR ASS AND 8TH TIME ASH KETCHUM!!!!!!!


THE END ^_^